Last night I dreamed that this guy had trained his crab to run really fast and throw flaming pies at things. The crab took off running at about 60 miles an hour, then when it got within a few feet of the mushroom, it hurled the pie, rolling on its edge at the mushroom, so that the pie stuck in it and caught it on fire.
I think this is great! I want to see it animated and turned into a series on cable TV.
I want this on a t-shirt. I bet you could see a million of these.